one time she beat me at the olympics, it was awesome
Raise your hand if your country has been personally victimized by Regina George.
That is so fetch.
On Fridays we wear gold.
I hear her legs are insured for $10,000.
I can’t win silver, I’m on an all-carb diet. GOD Russia you’re so stupid!
If you’re from Africa, why is your name white?
Oh my god, r4inbro, you can’t just ask someone why their name is white.
Stop trying to make Russia happen. It’s not going to happen!
Get in loser, we’re going running.
You know I’m not allowed to wear gold medals, right? Two years ago, she said gold medals were HER thing and I wasn’t allowed to win them any more.
You can’t join the race walking team, that’s social suicide
You’re sooo lucky you have us to guide you
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Russia. We were best friends at the 2008 Olympics. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 2010, I started doing really well in trials and Russia was like, weirdly jealous. Like, if I would blow her off to go train, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my final olympic trial which was all gold medal countries I was like, “Russia, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a silver medalist.” I mean I couldn’t have a silver medalist at my trial. There were gonna be gold medalists there in their *gold medals*. I mean, right? She was a SILVER MEDALIST. So then her continent called my continent and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the 2010 olympics because no one would talk to her, and she came back last year for training, her uniform was different and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
(Source: unusualist, via rageandtheprince)