Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly
If you kiss me
Don’t be sassy
Use your tongue and make it nasty
— R.B.
Meet Valeria Lukyanova, a 21-year-old Ukrainian model who has made herself up into a real-life Barbie through plastic surgery, spending over $800,000. She’s literally perfect
(via sniffing)
I was thinking how amazing it was that the world contained so many lives. Out in these streets people were embroiled in a thousand different matters, money problems, love problems, school problems. People were falling in love, getting married, going to drug rehab, learning how to ice-skate, getting bifocals, studying for exams, trying on clothes, getting their hair-cut and getting born. And in some houses people were getting old and sick and were dying, leaving others to grieve. It was happening all the time, unnoticed, and it was the thing that really mattered.
She’ll always be my number one.
(via gibony)
Ted’s gonna get it on with a tv reporter. Haha. This just in. Okay! *waits for a high five
— Barney (How I Met Your Mother)
➜ Dirty
Ouvrent-lèvres en sa arrivée?
L’océan ne sera jamais suffit,
Je suis trop desséchée savoir.
Quel cœur pourrait s’arrêter?
Pensez-vous qu’elle est belle?
Poumons remplis avec envie,
Vieux sang avaler dans mort.
Voulez-vous une bonne baise?
Ouvrent-lèvres en sa arrivée?